GO HOGS!

You're like a remote control

You're like a remote control without batteries. On the outside, you seem useful, and yet - not.

If your pants are on

If your pants are on fire, being a liar becomes less important.

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Being vague is almost as

Being vague is almost as much fun as doing that other thing.

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